Okay I don't remember what it said I was before, but now it says I'm a stripper. WTF. If I was a stripper, I think I'd have a ton of money and be able to spend my time at better places than Starbucks.
Or, I'd be a total skank ho and I'd be way to low-brow for Starbucks and getting my coffee at the gas station, and topping it off with a little something from my flask.
Or I wouldn't eat or drink and just live on cocaine.
Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "poop" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
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Okay I don't remember what it said I was before, but now it says I'm a stripper. WTF. If I was a stripper, I think I'd have a ton of money and be able to spend my time at better places than Starbucks.
Or, I'd be a total skank ho and I'd be way to low-brow for Starbucks and getting my coffee at the gas station, and topping it off with a little something from my flask.
Or I wouldn't eat or drink and just live on cocaine.
How rude. At least call me an "escort".
I'm a pseudo-intellectual pothead whom everyone thinks is clueless.
Yet another "Classic Sarah's pie-hole moment"
HAHA!
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "poop" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
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