if you give a moose a basement leak...

he'll ask you for some water, and after he's had enough to drink,

he'll get hungry for siding, and then ask for some tyvek and particle board,

and once he's good and full, he'll get cold and ask for a blanket of fortiflash.

and then he'll be too tired for company and want your friends to leave.

so they'll finish their 2.5 hours of pounding, clean up and go home.

and then the moose will ask for more water...