Q: How did Helen Keller break her arms?
A: She was trying to read road signs at 40mph.
my dad used to tell my sister and i helen keller jokes when we were little. when i searched on google, more than 64,000 results came up. don't bother telling me that they're inappropriate. i knew that twenty years ago, but i still think that they're damn funny. and so does my sister.
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That's just wrong.
you know you're laughing
did you hear helen keller burnt her hands? yea, i guess she was trying to read the waffle iron
thats my favorite ^_^
good one, kate.
how do hk's parents punish her?
leave the toilet in the plunger.
Uh Meagan, shouldn't that be the other way around?
what was helen keller's favorite color?
corduroy
yes, they're sick. totally sick. but i love them. i also used to love dead baby jokes, but they're not so funny now that i have a baby...what can i say...the schneiders are a twisted bunch...
yea yea
plunger in the toilet
whatever
well look who's still alive!
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