Monday, July 18, 2005

helen keller jokes

Q: How did Helen Keller break her arms?
A: She was trying to read road signs at 40mph.

my dad used to tell my sister and i helen keller jokes when we were little. when i searched on google, more than 64,000 results came up. don't bother telling me that they're inappropriate. i knew that twenty years ago, but i still think that they're damn funny. and so does my sister.

8 comments:

Jeremy said...

That's just wrong.

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

you know you're laughing

Anonymous said...

did you hear helen keller burnt her hands? yea, i guess she was trying to read the waffle iron

thats my favorite ^_^

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

good one, kate.

how do hk's parents punish her?

leave the toilet in the plunger.

Jeremy said...

Uh Meagan, shouldn't that be the other way around?

Sarah said...

what was helen keller's favorite color?

corduroy

yes, they're sick. totally sick. but i love them. i also used to love dead baby jokes, but they're not so funny now that i have a baby...what can i say...the schneiders are a twisted bunch...

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

yea yea

plunger in the toilet

whatever

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

well look who's still alive!