Sunday, April 19, 2009

haiku for you, sweet summer

oh self-tanner smells
so badly in the morning
anytime, really

but it must be done
to not frighten the world with
my euro white legs

each day a bit more
looking almost natural
golden delicious

no cancer for me
sunshine my legs will not see
my love for the bottle

sweet summer is near
my faux tan will soon appear
and look just bangin'

2 comments:

Sarah said...

If they were Euro
They'd be hairy, and the tan
Made irrelevant.

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

was going to say
polish but no capital
not about nails