dinner with ease

it's no secret. i rely heavily on the crock pot. vegetarians just don't like to cook meat.

but, here's a favorite (easy) recipe for my fam:

crock pot lemon chicken
1 package of chicken (boneless/skinless) tenderloins or breasts
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp lemon pepper
1.5 fresh lemons
1/2 stick of unsalted butter, quartered


cover bottom of crock pot with juice of 1/2 lemon. put the rind and peel into garbage disposal to freshen kitchen. fling chicken into crock pot using fork. try not to think about chicken, nor look directly at it while flinging. sprinkle lemon pepper and ("waiter") pa-pree-ka onto tops of chicken. slice the whole lemon and layer on top of chicken. add butter quarters around chicken. cook on high for 3 hours. serve with rice and asparagus if you're feeling especially fancy.
enjoy!