She wants me to dress up like a pirate, but I think that's lame - I had a great costume idea, and she told me I was a frickin' weirdo, but she wanted us to "dress up together."
I'm conflicted - should I go with my original costume idea, or should I be whipped and dress up like a gay pirate.
no. it was going to be on the 19th, but adam & i are running the detroit half marathon on the 21st, and really we should not be drinking that week. or staying up late, drunk dancing, etc.
you should invite the newly weds- eric came last year--
and tell your wife that she is not allowed to wear the same costume for the fourth year in a row unless it is the only costume that she will ever wear for the rest of her life, and in that case, when we party like rockstars (yeaaaaahhhhhhh party like a rock star)when we're 60, i want her to still be kickin' it in the same costume.
Please help support Tegan's Preschool by ordering or renewing your favorite magazine subscriptions online and sharing our site with your friends and relatives. With your help, we are sure to help lower the cost of tuition! We appreciate your support.
13 comments:
my bitch ass will be there.
Aimee will be there too.
She wants me to dress up like a pirate, but I think that's lame - I had a great costume idea, and she told me I was a frickin' weirdo, but she wanted us to "dress up together."
I'm conflicted - should I go with my original costume idea, or should I be whipped and dress up like a gay pirate.
no butt pirates allowed.
tell my wife that.
I was thinking about coming as a mummy. Then I can say stuff like "I just became a mummy last month!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you can be mummy and paul can be deady
weirdos.
hey, wasn't this supposed to be on the 20th?
no. it was going to be on the 19th, but adam & i are running the detroit half marathon on the 21st, and really we should not be drinking that week. or staying up late, drunk dancing, etc.
jer bear,
you should invite the newly weds- eric came last year--
and tell your wife that she is not allowed to wear the same costume for the fourth year in a row unless it is the only costume that she will ever wear for the rest of her life, and in that case, when we party like rockstars (yeaaaaahhhhhhh party like a rock star)when we're 60, i want her to still be kickin' it in the same costume.
i would appreciate it if you guys all kept your testicles IN your costume for the first year ever.
Here's our RSVP: 2 Attending!
As what? I have no idea!
Sarah,
ONE YEAR.
And you make it out like, EVERY YEAR, I whip my nuts out.
Actually, I didn't whip them out at all, Paul's balls are just so big, they just got caught in your view of me.
i like how paul isn't even here to comment, and yet he is dragged into this.
actually, two years. once was a deliberate testicle display, the second was just drunk in a kilt.
Post a Comment