Dude, I am so over Nelson. Did you see Gunnar on Celebrity Fat Camp or whatever it's called? As for Tom, I am also no longer a fan. The whole giant-pacifier-for-Katie thing was a turn-off. I still love Top Gun though...call me lame. Milton rocks. That's all I have to say about that. If you don't think so, then you have issues. BIG ones.
Bret, I love you. And I'll always love you. Even if you still bleach your hair and have a big beer gut. And you made a very unflattering dirty movie with Pam. I can overlook all of it if you just sing me a rock ballad or two.
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Licorice turds!
my sister has an uncontrollable addiction for licorice and cherries.
And Bret Michaels.
yes, that too. and nelson, too. and the rat pack, and milton friedman, and 1980's tom cruise movies, and justin timberlake, and max headroom.
okay, i was kidding about the last one.
but the rest of them... i'm beyond serious.
Dude, I am so over Nelson. Did you see Gunnar on Celebrity Fat Camp or whatever it's called? As for Tom, I am also no longer a fan. The whole giant-pacifier-for-Katie thing was a turn-off. I still love Top Gun though...call me lame.
Milton rocks. That's all I have to say about that. If you don't think so, then you have issues. BIG ones.
Bret, I love you. And I'll always love you. Even if you still bleach your hair and have a big beer gut. And you made a very unflattering dirty movie with Pam. I can overlook all of it if you just sing me a rock ballad or two.
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