and you all know how much i enjoy helen keller jokes. so, to you helen, on the 126th anniversary of your birth, here is a birthday card from me:
what? you can't see it? what, are you blind? that sucks.
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6 comments:
too funny!!!!
I just can't wait until it's a dead baby's birthday so you can pull out those jokes!
my sister is actually the dead baby joke master so i would have to leave those up to her. unfortunately, i think she quit telling them when she had her own kid. too bad.
seriously- why are all of the word verifications suddenly turning into hindu names? i swear there is a group of men in india writing these things going, "write my name!" "okay," "babaganges" "very, very humorous" "okay- now it is turn" "venugopalan" "ahahahaa"
what happened to bxttp??????
My last word verification was "urghrr" which coincidentally was also the name of Helen Keller's dog. See, it's the circle of life.
Did I really tell dead baby jokes? Damn, I'm nasty. I don't remember that, and they're gross.
I would say about 20% are some of the funniest jokes I've read in a while (What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A dead baby with a punctured lung.)
Others are hilarious because they're SO inappropriate (What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.)
But some are just plain nasty (What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off? Sexy. )
So I guess I'm on the fence with this one. They have potential, but I think they'd be funnier if you substituted something else for the dead baby. Everybody likes babies...perhaps they'd be better with someone else that nobody likes?
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
Osama Bin Laden in a microwave.
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