Thursday, March 02, 2006

santa, don't even think of it.


it’s no secret that i don’t approve of bratz dolls. it started years ago on playground duty when i would have to comfort a little girl who tripped and fell while running in her two-inch metallic platform sandals and the rest of the second-grade boys saw up her micro-mini skirt. it’s not okay to allow your children to dress like adults. or prostitutes for that matter, since i wouldn’t wear platforms and a micro-mini to a club. so what great life-enriching product have the folks at mga entertainment come up with now? imagine a new baby bratz doll geared for four-year olds. donning a bikini, this little piece of quality drinks soda from a baby bottle, belches and then laughs about it. for just under $30, you can have one of your own.

6 comments:

Jeremy said...

That looks like a 40oz.

I think those are totally inappropriate toys, and I'll make sure we NEVER buy one for Ky.

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

i appreciate that, jeremy. i won't buy one for logan, either. no matter how much he begs!

Jonathan said...

I put away a couple for when Noah's older, but now I'm going to toss them because this post makes me feel ashamed of myself.

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

i'm glad that you've rethought your priorities. perhaps he'd enjoy this instead.

Jeremy said...

I'm totally getting a Shimmy!

Meagan Vanover, CWP said...

shimmy shimmy cocoa-puffs

oh boy. i have to stop getting so excited... i'm schvitzing.